- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

religion.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

the comment about daniel was fron brock