- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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