What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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