What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Butt Sex.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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