What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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fack me in the ace! CC

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LOL May Wong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Bloody kids ...

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Anti Joke

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