Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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whoa there

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Anti Joke

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