- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Homosexuals are gay.

Pickles

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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