I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Anti Joke

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