What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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You have cancer

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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