A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

thumbs up!

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

a man walks into a prostitute.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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