The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Cancer.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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