what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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A man made a sandwich.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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