Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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