What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

thumb_up thumb_down +29

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Straight men can be bronies.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops