A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

19th amendment

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

q

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

69

Stop being a centipede

Matt is not funny.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...