a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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