- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Strawberries!

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

hi

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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