The Game.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

women outside of the kitchen

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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