What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Why did the jew die Really...

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

That's not what she said.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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