Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Women's rights.

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good one jess !!

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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E= McVagina

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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american government

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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hipsters

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