Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Trashcan!

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Anti Joke

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