A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

i can't stand cripple jokes

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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