- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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