Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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