- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

I have a crush on my dad.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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