Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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WNBA

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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who is mark

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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The Pope

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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