- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

thermodynamics?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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