26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Girls Basketball.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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This is an anti-joke.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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