What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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