Guess what? Holocaust

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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ass in my face ? no

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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The Pope

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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hipsters

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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knock, knock come in

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Deadly cancer.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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