There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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knock, knock come in

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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The Pope

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Deadly cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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