- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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