Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Hi

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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The WNBA.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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