- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am a n1gger.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

The Game.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

rape that shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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