Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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I like hats XD!

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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