- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??