A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Womens Rights.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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