what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Gays

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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