- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

I died shortly after writing this.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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