why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Mike tyson

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

ecks! why zee?

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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