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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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