- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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