What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

8

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Yes!

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

69

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...