How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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I was born.

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Soccer...

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Anti Joke

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