- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Male penises.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Women have the right to vote.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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