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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

I was born.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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