what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Canada AYY

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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