a potato flew around my room

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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A man made a sandwich.

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A women president

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What just hit my face? The floor

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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bitches be crafty.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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