- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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