What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Obamacare haters

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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your father died

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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whats a dick a dick

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