Your mother is a man.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What's 4+7 47

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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