Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Knock Knock Yes?

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Get in the Batmobile.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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