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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

You're Adopted.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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