What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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