- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Fox News.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

we all know sammi has a penis

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Male penises.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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