Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

YOU

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

That's not what she said.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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