- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

I am a nigger.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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