- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Knock Knock! Come in!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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