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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

your father died

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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