What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

good one jess !!

What is 8 times 4? 32

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Wy did the chicken?

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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