Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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whoa there

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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How are you? Yes

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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