- Anti Joke

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello