- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

connor sucks

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Women's rights.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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