The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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123 Main street

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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