- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

poop is very very yummy.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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