- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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