- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Woman.

Your time.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

So. The gays. ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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