- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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I'm gay. No homo.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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