Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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wood cant chuck wood

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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penis

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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pickle juice?

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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