- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Gay's rights

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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