Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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