A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

I lost my tractor.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

knock knock!! kanye west

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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