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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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