- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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