- Anti Joke

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

thumbs up!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dani barton= lovely

roses are red violets are blue im in class

religion.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

thumbs up!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Dani barton= lovely

roses are red violets are blue im in class

religion.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz