a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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eloise dey.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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