- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

skurfboards we love fat kids

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What is cold? Winter

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

we all know sammi has a penis

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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