Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Kelly Clarkson

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Matty B

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

A black man in a country bar.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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