A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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I need a good anti joke....

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Women have the right to vote.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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