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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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