WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Michael Brown

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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