Kelly Clarkson

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Matty B

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

A black man in a country bar.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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