What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Jason Connor.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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