How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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