shea kisses a girl

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Wade

vbh

Girls

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Women's rights.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

all these jokes suck ass

hipsters

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Ebola

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

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