I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

you will now laugh.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

colby doesnt shave

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

bob saget

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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