What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Kelly Clarkson

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Matty B

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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