- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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