what do you call a dead black man? dead

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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monkey sponge

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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