a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

a person smokes weed... and gets high

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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