I'm banging your sister.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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