- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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