- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

I have a crush on my dad.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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