Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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american government

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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