- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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