The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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