Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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knock knock come in

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Wade's the father

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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who eats pencils asians

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Who has downs this joke

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My name is Harry.

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