Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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