What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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How old is victor? Old

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Joey mayer's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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