What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

knock knock Labrinth come in

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Penal Dysfunction

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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