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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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