- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

the asian kid gets an F

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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