Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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