What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

rose are red violets should be purple

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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