Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Welcome To Facebook

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Stephen Walking.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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