- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

How many cows say moo? All of them

1+1 =? Too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

women's rights

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Murder me once, shame on you.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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