Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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