Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Hello

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Penis

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

You smell like shit

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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