- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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