why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

american government

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Chrissy is funny.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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