- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Q. who's george porchy?

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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