What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Womens Rights.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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