- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Your Mom.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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