- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

whats a dick a dick

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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