- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Nock Nock It's open.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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