What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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