What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Wade

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Anti Joke

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