- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

A: B: No pun intended.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What is cold? Winter

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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