What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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