Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Thumbs this down

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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