What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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