- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

YEAH THEY DO.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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