What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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