The cow went moo

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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liam buchan is gay !

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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whats a dick a dick

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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