What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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