- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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