Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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