- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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