- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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