Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Penis

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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