A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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1 + 1 = 3

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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