- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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