- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

poo is yummy

Guess what.. chicken butt

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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