There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

raping black women

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

liam buchan is gay !

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

fart+fart=poop

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Cancer.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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