What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

milly, milly, milly, cat

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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