- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

A blind man walks into a pole.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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