Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Women's rights.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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