- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Hi Shelby!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

we all know sammi has a penis

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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