Cancer.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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1 Jew XD

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Mrs. Welsh

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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