Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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Joey mayer's face

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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