How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Women.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Your Mom.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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