Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Mitt Romney penis

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

My butt!!!!!!!!

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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