What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Like if you like big tits.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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