- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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