- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

you just contradicted yourself.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Penal Dysfunction

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

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