- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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