Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Cleveland winning something

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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